The real problem with books-turned-movies isn’t “omg they didn’t include every single word in the book” it’s “omg they completely overlooked the main theme, threw out any significant allegories, took away all the emotional pull, an turned it into a boring action movie with a love triangle in it”
LEMME TELL YOU BITCHES ABOUT MY GIRL CARMILLA
FOLKS FORGET ABOUT CARMILLA AND HER WONDERFUL LOVE STORY JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESN’T GET AS MUCH PUBLICITY AS OL’ DRAC BUT SHE’S AWESOME
SHE DOESN’T BURN IN SUNLIGHT BUT DOES WEAKEN CONSIDERABLY TO THE POINT OF FAINTING AND NEVER WAKES UP BEFORE NOON (MY SPIRIT MONSTER IS CARMILLA YO) AND WHEN SHE FEEDS FROM LAURA IT’S ALWAYS FROM HER LEFT BREAST. THAT’S STRAIGHT UP VICTORIAN EROTICA YO. SHE CAN TRANSFORM INTO A CAT AND INTO FOG, SIMILAR TO DRAC, AND HAS THIS LONG, BEAUTIFUL DARK HAIR.
YOU CAN READ THE WHOLE THING ONLINE IT’S OUT OF COPYRIGHT AND STUFF BUT HOLY SHIT A STORY ABOUT WOMEN IN THE 1800S THAT PASSES THE BECHDEL TEST WHAT????
GO. READ IT. IT’LL TAKE YOU BARELY AN HOUR AT MOST.
holy shit i am so reading this wtf
Whyyy hellooo this is the type of vampire story I like to read!
LESBIAN VAMPIRE FICTION IS THE BEST VAMPIRE FICTION <3
Edible bloom, brilliantly coloured with a sweet, floral flavour with a spicy pepper finish that holds the meaning: "I am loyal to you, I value you and the abundance of blessings you bring to my life." (x)(x)
Belated birthday thing for paradigmation and her florist!Sousuke AU.
Happy 20th mate!! o)—<
Drawing him was harder than I thought, but whatever, I’m in love.
More new art from Newtype magazine~ This time it features the besties, Makoto and Haru, and Sousuke and Rin! Come on, Haru, you can give us a high five, can’t you?